New shirt. :D
I’m diggin’ it
Jasmine: do you believe in god huey? I believe in god.
Riley: first of all, imma live forever, but if I do die, imma smack god upside the head and tell him to get me a grilled cheese sandwich and some tacos.
Jasmine: when I want something, or I'm afraid about something, I pray. have you ever prayed?
Riley: and I dare god to say somethin. I be like "say somethin god, say somethin, yeah I thought so."
a pimp name slickback: did you know at least 75% of bitches suffer from some kind of hearing loss, this alarming statistics means more likely than not talking isn't the affective easy to communicate w/ a bitch. and that is when you have to hit her
tom: woah what?
a pimp name slickback: you tell her what you want to do, if she say no thats when you HIT THE BITCH, slap her
tom: but I couldn't hit Sarah, I couldn't hit any woman
a pimp name slickback: has not hitting a bitch working ? I mean scientifically speaking has not hitting a bitch achieved the desired results?
tom: no way, I just can't
a pimp name slickback: tom take a deep breath, its okay, some people have phobias, some niggas can't cross bitches you can't go up side a bitch's head
Tom: Uh, what's going on, guys?
A Pimp Named Slickback: Mr. Dubois, my name is A Pimp Named Slickback, sir, and this is an intervention.
Tom: an intervention?
A Pimp Named Slickback: your friends have reason to believe that you are suffering from Chronic Bitch Dependency, Mr. Dubois. May I call you Tom?
Tom: is this some kind of joke?
A Pimp Named Slickback: Tom, Bitch Dependency is no laughing matter. Addiction to a bitch can fuck with your friends, your health, and, scary enough, even your money. It's a disease, Tom.
Describe Riley Freeman in one word.
I’d say…’real nigga.’
‘Real nigga’ is two words.
I know it’s two words, nigga! Real niggas don’t follow instructions.
Y’all, this episode is live.
Vision? What do you know about my vision? My vision would turn your world upside down, tear asunder your illusions, and send the sanctuary of your own ignorance crashing down around you. Now ask yourself, Are you ready to see that vision?
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| — | Huey Freeman (via syeedassongflute) |
Riley: Granddad, can you take us into the city tomorrow to watch the R. Kelly trial?
Granddad: HELLLL NO, but you could walk
Riley: its 40 miles!
Granddad: all dem moneys I spent on dem Nikes, you better JUST DO IT.
